笑话一则

姜~姜~我来出卖dear一下


话说昨晚和dear聊电话…


(广东话)
他: 嗯咯,我饮咗你买俾我geh鸡精哦!
我: 哦~ 好啦!
他: 但係hor饮咗d鸡精,d鸡精仲未发”好”(娇)喔~
我: 咩话?
d鸡精仲未发”好”??? (听到后,笑到我在床上打滚啊! )
他: 讲错咗,唔係发"好"
(娇),係仲未有功效~
我: 哦~原来係仲未有功效,唔係仲未发”好”,哈哈~笑死我啦~
他: …………………………………………….=..=”


这就是我可爱的dear…….

*一边写一边大笑ing~哈哈哈哈哈哈~

各位同胞们,我很伟大咯,竟然壮烈牺牲,大义灭亲……
保佑我周末不会给dear来个"满清十大酷刑"啦~

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